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Are you you?
I don`t know. Am I I?

Fiona :Shrek?
Obuti maček : For you baby, I could be!

Stevo: Do you love her?
Bob: I don’t know. I’d have to think about that.
Stevo: It’s not really a thinking question.

“Dude you have a tatoo”
“Dude you have one too”  (film Dude where’s my car )

Eric: “Shut up, you fuc**** jew!
Mr. Garrison: “Eric, did you just say the F word???”
Eric: “Jew?”
Stan(al nekdo): “He’s talking about fu**, you fuc**** fatass.”
Eric: “You can’t say fu** in school, you fuc**** asshole.”
Stan: “Why the fu** not?”

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

Reporter: And what about violence?
Ice Cold: Were anti-violence…
Tasty Taste: I’ll bust a cap in anybody’s mafakin ass who think different

Bela Lugosi: “Karloff? Sidekick? Fuck you! Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!!!”

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